because what’s cuter than imagining your OTP being disgustingly domestic and having a family?
Pick a number and I’ll write a prompt for your ship based on…
- “Honey, where are the keys?”
- “He/she’ll be fine.”
- “I’ll be fine.”
- “Did you forget the baby wipes?”
- “Wait… is he/she walking?”
- “If you don’t get down here on the count of 3… 2… 1…”
- “I can’t find my shoe.”
- “Wouldn’t it be cute if he/she had a sibling…?”
- “STOP SCREAMING!”
- “Have you put his/her sunscreen on?”
- “Wait… hold your hand here… they’re kicking!”
- “Eww… gross.”
- “Stop embarrassing me.”
- “Because we are your parents and if you don’t listen to us then…”
- “You want to dance around the living room?”
- “You have got to stop doing that.”
- “What are you doing?”
- “Can you play a game with me?”
- “I’ll be there in a minute.”
- “Woahh… Mom/Dad look over there!”
- “I want to go on that one.”
- “He/She’s so tiny.”
- “Shh… be quiet.”
- “Can you sing me a song?”
- “Where’s your blanket?”
- “I want Mommy.”
- “I want Daddy.”
- “GO. AWAY!”
- “Can you tie my laces?”
- “Daddy/Mommy will teach you.”
- “I’m not scared.”
- “He/she’s not going to hurt him/herself.”
- “Did he/she just say…”
- “Was that his/her first word?”
- “Do not say that again.”
- “Get back here!”
- “I’m going to get you!”
- “I’ll pick him/her up.”
- “Don’t stay up too late.”
- “Here, taste this.”
- “That’s disgusting.”
- “You’re disgusting.”
- “Come on!”
- “Hold my hand.”
- “That’s it.”
- “Good job, buddy.”
- “WOOO! You’re doing so well!”
- “Let’s do this!”
- “Take a picture! Take a picture!”
- “Where are we going?”
- “Are we there yet?”
- “Do not come in.”
- “Go to your room! Now!”
- “Pew, pew!”
- “No, you have to do it like this.”
- “Where does it hurt?”
- “You’ll be okay.”
- “Get in the car.”
- “We’re going home.”
- “I don’t want to go!”
- “We are leaving even if I have to physically drag you to the car.”
- “Can we get a dog?”
- “What’s his/her name?”
- “Can I hold him/her?”
- “That’s weird.”
- “Can I come?”
- “It’s only for grown-ups.”
- “I’m so tired.”
- “Do you want to get a babysitter tonight?”
- “Are we seriously going to watch this movie for the seventeenth time?”
- “He/She likes it.”
- “Well, I don’t want to.”
- “Do it again!”
- “It’s not that funny.”
- “You’re the best.”
- “I love you Mommy.”
- “I love you Daddy.”
- “Can I get this for Mom/Dad?”
- “Why can’t I do it?”
- “You will never guess what I just saw him/her doing…”
- “Stop being ‘consending’.”
- “What did you just say?”
- “I’m not doing anything.”
- “Did you pack his/her toy?”
- “I’m not stopping the car again.”
- “Turn it off.”
- “It’s three o’clock in the morning!”
- “I miss you.”
- “What’s that… what’s that on the wall… is… is that CRAYON?”
- “Tidy your room.”
- “Why is this under here?”
- “I didn’t do it! He/she did!”
- “Don’t blame your brother/sister.”
- “Get your stuff, we’re leaving.”
- “You have five minutes.”
- “We’re late!”
- “We’re going to miss it…”
- “Can I have a cuddle?”
- “Family group hug!”
- “I’m so happy.”
Looking for some fluff requests for my AU’s.