Christmas writing prompts

svucarisiaddict:

smackingtalk:

Hey! So since it’s Christmas soon I’ll be taking requests from the list down below! Feeling free to use if you want but give credit!! 


1. “Merry Christmas bitch”

2. “How many Christmas lights does one person need?”

3. “Shut up! Santa is real”

4. “Why does the house smell like Santa threw up?”

5. “Roses are red, violets are blue, merry Christmas bitch, I love you”

6. “Oh my god I haven’t got you a present!”

7. “It’s Christmas today?!”

8. “No seriously I swear I saw Santa”

9. “Omg it’s a fucking reindeer”

10. “This tree’s bigger than my future”

11. “Why do you have playlist with just ‘all I want for Christmas is you’ and ‘last Christmas I gave you my heart’?”

12. “No you don’t understand I need a picture with Santa!”

13. “I can’t reach the top of the tree to put the star on.”

14. “Oh how convenient, some mistletoe”

15. “Let’s binge watch Christmas movies!”

16. “I can’t believe we’re going to A&E on Christmas Eve”

17. “Do you wanna build a sno-“ “no don’t you dare finish that”

18. “SNOW BALL FIGHT!”

19. “You murdered my snowman”

20. “I don’t like hot chocolate”

21. “Christmas isn’t just about the presents”

22. “You look like this ginger bread man”

23. “Go to sleep, Santa isn’t real”

24. “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas”

25. “Did you just put fake antlers on the dog?”

26. “I love Christmas more then anything” “what even more then me?”

27. “It’s official I hate Christmas shopping”

28. “I can’t ice skate I’ll break all my bones”

29. “Don’t you dare buy me that”

30. “Stop smashing my ornaments”

31. “That is the ugliest decoration I’ve ever seen”

32. “You’ve burnt the turkey?!”

33. “Thoughts on Brussels sprouts?”

34. “Fuck it let’s just get drunk”

35. “I don’t know how to wrap presents”

36. “This is the worse and best Christmas ever”

37. “Honey, where is my Santa suite?”

38. “I don’t think we can fight Santa”

39. “What no that’s not daddy, that’s Santa”

40. “Oh so we’re putting beer out for Santa now?”

41. “I can not believe our car broke down in the middle of nowhere 3 hours before it’s officially Christmas.”

42. “I hate work Christmas parties”

43. “What do you mean you’re working on Christmas?!”

44. “Babies can’t eat mince pies”

45. “You look like an elf”

46. “The babies crying, the foods burning, the dogs are fighting and your calling me to see what time my family’s coming at?”

47. “I don’t like spending time with your family at Christmas”

48. “I refuse to have a baby on Christmas”

49. “How many advent calendars does one person need?”

50. “I’m freezing, you’re warm. Hug me”

Send me some prompts! Please include the whole prompt with your ask!

could you do headcanons on how the boys feel on hair down there ? like their personal preference both on themselves and on their s/o?

                Sonny

  • He really isn’t too picky. That boy loves you no matter how you look.That being said he likes a French wax also known as “the landing strip.”Sonny has minimal hair that he keeps groomed neatly. If there were products for hair down there, he’d have em!

    Peter

  • Peter likes a little hair so you opt for the Brazilian wax that leaves a small triangle of hair behind. Peter has a small smattering of hair.

     Mike

  • Full Brazilian for you. Mike doesn’t like. I mean look at him. The only hair he has on his body is on his head.

     Nick

  • Nick has hair, not overgrown. He keeps short, not overgrown. You basically do the same, typically opting for a full bikini wax.

carisi-dreams:

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next install in: [Cartel makes contact | demands | rescue | shaking up the club | man down pt 1 // pt.2 ]
warnings: mentioned character death, hospital, strong language, angst

um, don’t hate me at the end of this chapter okaaay? 


A gentle knock on the doorway roused him from where he was flirting with a nap. The anesthesia had worn off, but his body was still tired from the surgery. It would be another few days before he was up and moving around and some time after that before he was able to leave the hospital. He blinked his eyes open, first taking in his fiancée’s grim face before she turned to look towards the doorway. He blinked again, slowly as his brain moved more sluggishly than he was used to.

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Oof.

* subtle romance starters

vegasdoe:

  • i wish i could control myself around you
  • you look amazing
  • in that dress you could have anyone you want
  • it’s difficult to be around you
  • i’ve dreamt about being with you
  • i’ve wanted to kiss you since the moment we met
  • we could be together for tonight
  • no one needs to know
  • you could do it, i wouldn’t stop you
  • i can’t control myself around you
  • i can’t stop thinking about you
  • i want everyone to know that you’re mine
  • i can’t just be your friend
  • of course i was jealous
  • have i told you recently that you’re completely gorgeous?
  • you’re under my skin
  • i’ve thought about this nonstop
  • i can’t wait to see every inch of you
  • has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
  • you have to see what i see in you
  • you’re the most interesting person i’ve ever met
  • you have so much to offer
  • you’re a work of art
  • let me be yours
  • i think about you, like this, all the time
  • my lips were made to meet yours
  • you are, of course, my every thought
  • i want to know you fully
  • together, we’d be a force
  • once wasn’t enough for me
  • i can’t wait until i can kiss you again
  • you look better out of your clothes than you do in them
  • your perfect face is the least beautiful thing about you
  • have you been thinking about me?
  • do you want me as i want you?
  • how long have you wanted this?

Wanting to do some Stamaro (Peter Stone x Nick Amaro) asks but will do any of my SVU guys!

Peter having a crush on a male colleague?

//Is there a Stamaro AU? If there is tag yourself so I can give you credit. I searched but couldn’t find anything. Thank you to whoever requested it and sorry it took so long to fill. Waiting for inspiration.//

Peter entered the 16th precinct hesitant and cautiously.  He knew he didn’t make any friends when he had to prosecute their last ADA who everyone loved, of course. 

“Peter. Come in,” Liv said just this side of bitter. 

Peter sighed heavily and followed Liv. “I hope you have more evidence this,” Peter said in an accusatory manner. “I can’t convict on this information.” 

Liv glared at Peter. “We’re doing the best we can. My detectives-”

Peter interjected. “Your detectives need to do better than their best then don’t they? Call me when you have something.”

Nick knocked then walked into the office. “Liv? We have the victim coming in from the nightclub rape.” 

“NIck. This is ADA Peter Stone. Peter, this is Detective Nick Amaro,” Liv gestured between the two men. 

“Nice to meet you,” Nick said and offered his hand to shake. “Heard a lot about you.”

Peter shook his hand. “All good I’m sure,” Peter said with a smirk. He couldn’t stop staring at Nick’s warm, brown eyes. 

“Of course,” Nick replied wryly. Peter’s hand was warm and strong. 

Liv stood looking between the two men. “Well if the male bonding is over I’d like to talk about the case. 


Later that evening Peter stopped for a drink at Forlini’s. He was on his second glass of scotch when someone sat down beside him. When he turned he was surprised to see Nick.

“Hope you don’t mind I join you. Tough day. Got this new boss breathing down my neck,” Nick quipped. “Beer, please. Whatever you have on draft,” he said to the bartender.

Peter chuckled. “Yeah, I heard that he can be demanding.”

Nick phone dinged. He looked at the screen but ignored the text. Maria texting him again. When would she understand that they were over. They had no kids, nothing connecting them. He shook his head.

Peter couldn’t remember the last time he enjoyed conversing with someone. Nick wasn’t just handsome. He was smart, funny and passionate about his job.

One drink turned into four. He found it easy to talk to Peter. And he wasn’t hard on the eyes. Nick stood. “I better get home. Gotta meet with the new boss tomorrow.”

“Good luck. Don’t let him get to you. He’s basically a good guy.”

“ Yeah, I know. Good night, Peter.” Nick clasped his shoulder.

“Good night, Nick.” He watched as Nick walked through the bar. Peter smiled.

Nick turned back to wave at Peter to find him watching him. He walked out of the bar grinning like a fool.