my ex has exactly the same ears as stone and every time i see either man, i think of the other one lol. my ex was super self conscious about them too so i wonder if you have any hcs about stone being self conscious/what his gf does to make him feel better! – 🍀

detectivesmuttycarisijr:

detectivesmuttycarisijr:

this thought got out of hand and i have nothing… nothing to say for myself

I told my bby my sweet lil  🍑 @giraffe-puppy about this Thot and we shared some nsfw convo and… here it is. 

So… basically:

• So I feel like as an adult, Peter’s self consciousness is very subtle
• He tucks his ears under hats, he is meticulous about his hair as a way to kind of distract, you know- I don’t think he’s particularly embarrassed about the way his ears look, he’s sort of grown into them, its more like… he prefers them to not be the center of attention
• But fuck that honestly
• You always readjust his hats, you mess up his hair, you scratch behind his ears when you’re cuddling- you love them
• Ahem… ahem soooo the only time Pete really is super embarrassed about them… is this one instance… ahem
• He’s had a very long week, the Hell Precinct is making his life harder, he hasn’t slept well in a while and he just needs some release
• So you spoil him a bit and let him make love to you however he wants, and he chooses some missionary but his hips buck passionately and hard and his ear is pressed to your cheek, his face in your neck and you realize you’ve never really properly bitten/licked his ears. And you love them so why not?
• And, well… um…
• Your teeth are still massaging his earlobe, and you’re only like… 7 minutes in, and he groans and his hips stutter and he slows to a stop and then… silence.
• You don’t think much of it, you knew he was on edge and you fucking love it when he cums, so you’re giggly and rubbing his back when you ask, “Oooh, you really like that, huh baby?”
• And then you get sad face pouty Pete… And your face falls and your heart drops 
• “Baby? What’s wrong?”
• He won’t meet your eyes, but he just sounds broken as he whispers, “I’m sorry…”
• Oh.
• Oh.
• “Hey, no, Peter- don’t be sorry! It was amazing, and like… really hot,” you stroke his cheek, forcing him to look at you, “I love it when you cum for me, honey. I’m just so glad I could make you feel so good, you really needed it…”
• He weakly smiles and nods and your fingers move from his cheeks to his ears and you smirk, “Besides, I really like this sexy sweet spot you have… I can’t wait to have some more fun with that.”
• You get him to smile, which brings your own smile back and then you guys share some fluffy kisses and nose nudges and giggles 
• “Well, why don’t we experiment a bit more,” he says, clasping your wrists to keep your grip on his ears as he kisses down your body and his mouth meets your core ahem okie bye

why did i write this? why did i …. write this?

morning reblog

Amazing.