“im getting old” starter pack

musicalmedic:

sebbytrash:

lovelynemesis:

jeffreydeanneganstrash:

zerofucksclub:

thuggums:

kingjaffejoffer:

  • “this is way too sweet”
  • “they’re remaking that movie already????”
  • “my back hurts”
  • “wait, people get mad about that now?”
  • “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
  • “hold on let me check my calendar first”
  • **turns on the radio** [groans]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

The accuracy of this post tho.

@manawhaat

“Omg it’s 2100?! Way past my bedtime.”

Thinking you better up your 401k contribution. I mean your company matches dollar for dollar up to 3% then after that they match 1.5% after that.

“Honestly, just stop it.”With sonny please!

carisi-dreams:

we need more dom!sonny in the universe >:) 

Sonny’s fingers inched higher up the inside of your thigh, stopping to draw small circles as he continue to eat. Bella was telling a story about something interesting Tommy had done and you had been trying to pay attention as you ate your food. It was becoming harder and harder the further Sonny’s hand trailed and you fought to remain still in your seat rather than squirm like you wanted to. He stopped drawing circles and squeezed your leg gently, large hand spanning the top of your thigh easily. On the surface he was normal Sonny, taking a sip of his wine before encouraging his sister to go on.

You shifted in your seat and Sonny shot you a warning look that had you shrinking away even as your heart beat faster. This went on for a few more minutes and you tried to squeeze your legs together as everyone was distracted by Bella getting up to go to the bathroom. Sonny pried them back open with his hand, grip tightening in a threat that said you were going to be in trouble when you got home if you didn’t keep still and behave. Sonny leaned in to speak softly in your ear, keeping his face passive as he pressed a kiss to your cheek.

“You keep moving around like that, doll, and Bella and Tommy will notice something is up,” he warned softly and you bit back a moan and gripped his wrist under the table.

“Honestly, just stop it. You’re driving me crazy,” you muttered and Sonny pulled back enough to see your face. You glanced to the side, noticing that Tommy was still engrossed in his food before meeting his gaze again. Sonny’s eyes were dark with arousal, but he gentled the grip on your thigh slightly.

“Do you need to safeword?” he asked quietly, concern bleeding into his expression around the edges. You held his eyes as you thought, confident in the knowledge that whatever you decided would be okay to him. It was the recollection of that trust that had you shaking your head in denial.

“No, sir,” you answered softly and he inhaled sharply through his nose, tilting his jaw up and allowing the arousal to bleed back into his expression as he tightened his grip once more.

“Then be a good girl and maybe you’ll get your dessert when we get home.”

Hello!! I love dom!sonny!!

If you think you’re actually being harassed, you have a real cushy life. And it has nothing to do with sexism. I’m a girl FYI. And statutory rape applies because you’re underage and begging older men such as Peter Scanavino and Al Pacino to fuck you. You’re romanticizing older men wanting to have sex with you when you’re under age. Also, tumblr isn’t some safe house. People can say whatever they feel. If you can’t handle this, you’re not ready to be an adult.

kittyinhighheels:

giraffe-puppy:

detectivesmuttycarisijr:

amaroforpresident:

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I- did I miss the part where she actually fucked Peter Scanavino and Al Pacino and her stories are true retellings?

Not to mention a lot of her writings are reader inserts and not “I, amaroforpresident, at age X, still a minor, am sucking Sonny Carisi’s dick” – it honestly goes without saying that all of her “characters” are of age- bc I’m sure if presented with the opportunity, she wouldn’t actually have sex with these men at her age. She watches SVU. She knows better.

(You’re allowed to want to have sex with older men. You aren’t allowed to- or rather, those older men aren’t allowed to have sex with you- and Sadie, I assure you, has not been apart of any criminal action.)

((There’s minors actually doing illegal and harmful things, and adults actually doing illegal and harmful things to minors, and Sadie is here quite literally doing something constructive with her PERFECTLY NORMAL feelings))

(((And if you really want to say that when you were a minor, you didn’t do something that was “””technically””” bad- fantasize, see nudity in a film, curiously browse some porn websites- you are 100% throwing stones from a glass house.)))

^^^^^^^^^^

As long as OP isn’t posting nudes of themselves and purposefully inviting old men to talk to them in a sexual way, there’s nothing wrong with what they do. People need to get over themselves

Starisi h/c with a side of smut,please? Like, aftermath of the accident.

lesbiancarisi:

I’m sorry but I just feel like when Sonny’s dealing with that, he emotionally wouldn’t be in a state of mind for sex. So have some hurt/comfort + physical intimacy //

As soon as Sonny comes home, Peter draws him into a hug. Olivia had texted only enough to fill him in:

Carisi was in an accident. He’s pretty shaken up, and he’s got some scrapes but he’s fine.

He would argue that Sonny is very clearly not fine, but that can wait for when he’s not shaking in Peter’s arms. The broken fragments that Sonny does manage to get out explain why he’s so torn up about it. ‘Couldn’t catch him,’ ‘Couldn’t stop the car,’ ‘Couldn’t save her,’ and other bits and pieces filter through dry sobs and heavy breathing.

“It’s not your fault,” Peter says. “This isn’t on you. You did everything you could.”

Did anyone on the squad, or any of the EMTs tell him that? Olivia’s been wrapped up in her own head lately, and Amanda and Fin… they seem more of the tough love type, if they were even on the scene at all. The way that Sonny thinks, he knows that there’s guilt seeping into his very bones even though none of this was anything he could help.

He guides Sonny to the bathroom to get him out of his bloody and wrinkled clothes, into a hot shower. It’ll sting on the injuries scattering his head and chest, but it’ll help in the long run, especially with getting all the blood off of his skin. He has to hold Sonny upright so he doesn’t slip on the tile, and winds up settling for arranging him at the bottom of the tub and switching from the showerhead to the faucet. Between dragging a soapy wash cloth over Sonny’s body and splashing him with water to keep him warm, Peter hates how little he can do right now. While he has a good idea of what’s going through his boyfriend’s mind, he can’t know for sure until Sonny talks to him. And that’s definitely not happening tonight.

Somehow, after Peter turns off the water and holds out a fluffy towel for Sonny to dry himself with, he winds up with a still dripping wet Sonny in his lap, naked and gripping at his shirt in white knuckled fists as he cries. Peter draws the towel up like a blanket and lets Sonny be small and vulnerable.

“You’re safe. It’s not your fault.”

He keeps repeating that the whole half hour they spend there, and as he carries Sonny to bed, and until they both fall asleep wrapped up in each other.

It’s really not a big deal and I’m not being a ‘hater’. First off, if you want people to think you’re mature for your age, handling criticism well goes much further than posting porn. You said to just go to a different blog if people don’t want to read about minors’ sex fantasies, that’s exactly my point and why you should put a disclaimer. So people can go elsewhere. It’s also a little odd to me that you watch SVU and don’t know about statutory rape or laws regarding minors and porn.

minidodds:

I am not part of this conversation but nosy me wants to butt in.

I don’t understand the logic behind suggesting that people avoid the blogs of minors who post sexual content. Reading someone’s post does not make you a pervert, and it’s not a crime.

I skimmed through Sadie’s posts today and I don’t see how statutory rape laws apply. If you claim to watch SVU, anon, you should be able to make a better legal argument.

Minors posting explicit photos is one thing, that’s illegal. But talking about sex is perfectly normal. Many many minors have sex. It’s not like teens avoid all sexual things and once they hit 18, bam, they can talk/have all the sex they want. Behavior is not that black and white.

And policing people’s blogs is kinda rude.

I agree. I do have to say at first I was like ‘oh they’re a minor, maybe I shouldn’t follow them let them follow me’. It was a fleeting thought. I realized that these minors are expressing themselves in a healthy, SAFE way.

 All the stories I have read have been consensual and respectful to the other party. I think, and this is my opinion, that the content here depicts what a mature, safe, consensual sexual relationship should be. 

my-sonshine:

Some more tea about nicknames/pet names in the hitman!au:

If you’ve noticed, Sonny always calls you doll. Nick calls you sweetheart. Sonny calls Nick darling. But Nick doesn’t have a single pet name for Sonny. He rotates terms of endearment but can’t settle on a single one. Let that settle deep in your mind and make you think about the angst that has suddenly attacked me

Why do we think that is? Does Sonny notice this too? Do you? Is Nick even aware that he does it? Sorry my head is going to explode! AHHHHH….

Rules: list 10 songs that you’re currently obsessed with and then tag 10 other people

I was tagged by @musicalmedic !  I love all types of music and can’t wait to explore the different genres! Thanks for tagging me my friend!

  1. Lights Down Low- Max Schnieder
  2. Wide Eyed- Billy Lockett
  3. Heaven- Kane Brown
  4. Keep Rolling On- Luke Thompson
  5. Fix You- Colplay
  6. Blackbird- The Beatles
  7. The Only Exception- Paramore
  8. Nothing Compares 2 U- Sinead O’Connor
  9. American Scandal- Ashley McBride
  10. Peaceful Easy Feeling- Eagles

Don’t judge me on my song choices.I like what I like. 

@squidrn @my-sonshine @existential-carisis @giraffe-puppy @destroyedbydickwolf @encounterthepast @childofbarisi

what are the boys’ worst habits during sex?

amirightcounsellor:

Sonny: Sonny just loves you so much and he can’t believe how lucky he is to be with you and god if you don’t just feel like heaven to him. So sometimes, he finishes the race early. Sonny blushes, promising to make it up to you and oh does he ever. Sonny spends his refractory period getting you off on his fingers and tongue several glorious times and before you know it he’s rock hard and pressing into you again, groaning and picking up right where he left off.

Rafael: Rafael is completely confident in the courtroom, but not always in bed. She-who-must-not-be-named had a tendency to make him feel like he was never good enough and couldn’t do anything right and it broke your heart that he didn’t think he was the mind blowing and thoughtful lover that he actually was. Rafael always asked multiple times if that felt good, if he’s doing something wrong, should he change positions? Should he say something else? Maybe he shouldn’t say anything at all? It took a long time for you to convince Rafael that he’s absolutely perfect, and even though now he’s much more self-assured, he still his moments where he needs validation-which you happily and lovingly give him.

Nick: Nick is incredibly strong and sometimes he forgets his own strength. Nick would never, ever hurt you on purpose but when you two are in the middle of hot, heavy fucking, it’s not uncommon for Nick roll you onto your back and accidentally off the bed as well. You never mind, but Nick still feels guilty ever time you accidentally collide with the headboard.

Mike: Mike has to make a very conscious effort to remember to make noise. At first, it left you feeling incredibly insecure because Mike would say next to nothing every time the two of you would have sex. After shyly bringing it up one night Mike profusely apologized, admitting it wasn’t even something he was aware of doing (or not doing). He credits it to always having to be sneaky around his father, but promises he’ll let loose and let you know just how good you make him feel (and it’s a promise he keeps)

Peter: Peter has a staring problem. It’s not really a problem, but it does throw you off when he’s been pounding you into the mattress for almost twenty minutes and still hasn’t broken eye contact. You think maybe he’s nervous, but he just blushes and looks down, admitting that you’re just so beautiful with your hair splayed across the pillow and biting your swollen lip that he just can’t seem to look away. You don’t mind that one bit.

I can picture all of this and it has me heirhhfirnekd.