H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) He’s well groomed. Like the rest of his body (besides his head), he’s bare. Which is nice, cause who likes getting pubic hair in your teeth, blah.
X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, pictures or words) Oh ho ho. Mike is packing some serious heat. He is proud too (hence the boxer briefs). Or simply walking around naked, his towel “accidently” dropping when you walk onto the bathroom. One of hid favorite things is letting you “catch” him pleasuring himself.Â
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