This is such a joke and I love this.
Sonny was driving down the road when he was distracted. He saw some guy, shirtless, jogging down the sidewalk. He tried not to look but the pink wristbands and headband were pretty distracting. The male nodded at Sonny before Sonny crashed into a phone pole.
“Hey, you alright?” The jogger said as he made his way to Sonny. Slowly Sonny turned to look at the male.
“Uh… yeah…” Sonny’s eyes roamed his body. The male chuckled and watched Sonny.
“The name’s Brian…”
“D-Dominick…”
“Well, Dominick. I hope you have insurance.” Sonny slowly shook his head.
“N-no…”
“Well.. you should have gotten Allstate. To protect yourself from mayhem, like me.” Brian said before he turned and began to jog away.
😂🤣
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