SHORT:
“You are infuriating!”
“Just kiss me.”
“Fuck me.”
“Just shut up already.”
“That doesn’t even make sense.”
“Get over yourself.”
“Bite me.”
“Trust me. Please.”
“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”
“It’s not fair!”
“It’s called a fucking date.”
“I could kill you right now!”
“Kiss my ass.”
“Called it, fucker.”
“You are being ridiculous!”
“That’s irrational.”
“Listen to me!”
“Were you ever going to tell me?”
“Make me.”
“I could leave you anytime I want.”
“We can’t keep doing this.”
“Did you forget to do something?”
“That’s not what I meant and you know it.”
“Don’t yell at me.”
“The stitches look nice on you.”
“That’s it. End of discussion.”
“My marks (lovebites) suit you.”
“I don’t believe you.”
“Run away with me.”
“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”
“Stay the night. Please.”
“Are you wearing my shirt?”
“I love you, but I can’t stand you.”
“You are ridiculously comfortable…”
“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”
“You shouldn’t have said that.”
“But it matters to you.”
“Fuck you!”
“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”
RANDOM:
“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
“This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?”
“I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.”
“There’s no good dick in Jersey, that’s what I heard.”
“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”
“I mean, like, you suck sometimes, but I would do anything for you.”
“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”
“Give me cake or give me death.”
“On a scale from, ‘I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ‘I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”
“Do you think that everyone was right? That we just don’t work?”
“I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”
“It’s midnight, what do you want?”
“I think I know how to use a bed.”
“That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”
“I don’t know if this is something we can fix.”
“Excuse me, have I given you any indication at all that I care?”
“All nighter, you and me. First one to fall asleep buys the other dinner.”
“You know I love to hold your hand, but today you just look too good from behind.”
“I’m not going to apologize for this. Not anymore.”
“You don’t think sweatpants are hot? I mean… these are an expensive brand?”
“That was supposed to be a secret? Whoops. My bad.”
“Give me a kiss. No wait…two kisses. No, three ki-”
“I love you. But that doesn’t mean you can do whatever you like.”
“Come here. I’ll play with your hair until you fall asleep.”
“Hey, talk to me. I don’t want to feel like I’m dating a stranger.”
“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”
“Here we are in the middle of a crisis and there’s no cheesecake.”TEXTING:
[text]: What do you want now?
[text]: Do you want to bet on that?
[text]: I may or may not have googled you, so.
[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now…
[text]: Would it surprise you if I said I’m pretty proud of my legs?
[text]: [ File Attached: 008639.jpg ] Of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is by far my favorite.
[text]: You’re so fucking mentally and physically attractive at the same time that’s why I’m so crazy about you.
[text]: Life happens. Coffee helps.
[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.
[text]: I call bullshit.
[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you?
[text]: You’re evil. It’s hot.
[text]: It’s fucking 3AM, what the actual hell?
[text]: Let me spell it out for you: Go to Hell.
[text]: I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship.
[text]: Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
[text]: Because I’m prioritizing?(because the majority are not mine) source: [x]
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