This is probably really weird but I keep having this imagine where like you walk in on Sonny touching himself and the boi just gets SO EMBARRASSED and it’s honestly the cutest thing.

detectivesmuttycarisijr:

what is this? a headcanon from hun? is this the twilight zone?

I think I’m gonna try to sit down and do a couple since I know yall are sick of me being The Worst- mind you, its been awhile and I’m still not in the most A1 place rn so if its garbage… plz just lie to me and say you liked it lmfaoo

ANYWHO

• Sonny Carisi is the easiest human being to turn on ever. And its great, but a lot of the time, and especially for him, its not such a great thing
• He was surprised to see that he was home before you; it rarely ever happens
• So… what had happened was… he had the nice, sweet meatball idea to fix up the place a bit, make dinner, and just have everything nice and ready so you could come home and just relax
• But, you see… he was tidying up the bedroom and putting away some your things in the bedside table drawers- and he came across some of those… private photos you guys took- and he couldn’t just not look at them, i mean, jesus, how was he supposed to ignore the sight of you posing like that for him?
• And that is how he ended up sprawled on the bed, sweatpants tugged down and shirt riding up, with his hard cock in his hands
• The pictures are on the bed with him and he takes the time to appreciate the visual aids
• But by the time you get home, he is so close; his head is thrown back, his eyes are squeezed shut, he’s biting his lip and groaning, his hips are softly bucking into his own hand, and his ears, cheeks, lips and the tip of his cock are all baring that special Sonny shade of pink
• It really is a sight for sore eyes when you step into the bedroom quietly (you had heard the moans from the front door) and you decide to stay silent for a bit, enjoying the show- but only for a bit.
• “Ahem,” you clear your throat.
• He nearly jumps out of his skin while he pulls his hand away from his length quickly
• He looks like a deer caught in headlights, he is blushing even deeper (if thats even possible) than before, and he is stuttering
• “I- Y/N, you… I didn’t know you’d be home so soon- uh… I’m sorry, I’ll-”
• “You want some help?”
• He nearly chokes, “Huh?”
• You smirk and begin to remove your blouse, “I said, do you want some help?”
• He can only nod.