“im getting old” starter pack

musicalmedic:

sebbytrash:

lovelynemesis:

jeffreydeanneganstrash:

zerofucksclub:

thuggums:

kingjaffejoffer:

• “this is way too sweet”
• “they’re remaking that movie already????”
• “my back hurts”
• “wait, people get mad about that now?”
• “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
• “hold on let me check my calendar first”
• **turns on the radio** [groans]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

The accuracy of this post tho.

@manawhaat

“Omg it’s 2100?! Way past my bedtime.”

Thinking you better up your 401k contribution. I mean your company matches dollar for dollar up to 3% then after that they match 1.5% after that.