wait i have another dumb thought to share with you: there’s a post on here about someone’s boyfriend & they talk about how they’ve struggled with body image and one time the two of them were eating something and they said like “wait let me check the calories” so the boyfriend ripped off the label & ate it. And since Pete is an actual God I feel like he can (very unintentionally) make you feel kinda self conscious and if you struggle w this i can 10000% see him eating paper for you okenjoybye 🍯

detectivesmuttycarisijr:

giraffe-puppy:

OML HE WOULD THO

Like when he sees you pouring over the details of something for its calories and how much fat and sugar it has, he will literally take the damn thing from you and eat the paper. And you’re just like….. Peter what the fuck. But he DON’T CARE!

“Baby you are a goddess, so that means you’re way too good to be worrying about everything written on a stupid piece of paper. You’re my perfect goddess, you know that?” And he kisses your tum and you laugh and kiss your goofball.

Peter may or may not eat the paper every time you try to calorie obsess. Peter also may or may not get sick over how much paper he’s eating.

My SWEET MAN

Softie.