poedameronsastarwhore:

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Raúl Esparza has officially ruined my life. My friends and family think I’m crazy and now my hips crave a Latin beat while begging to pelvic thrust in a time warp. I’ve developed a intense appreciation for hands and tummies and I’m in love with a dick of an attorney. At night my mind is on two things: suspenders and my inevitable Hallelujah. He makes me alive and dead simultaneously and I’ve now purchased six green dresses and begged for someone to ruin my sleep. I dream of a cabaret in Barcelona and have developed a crush on my psychiatrist. Who knew canes and beards could be so sexy? My diet solely consists of coffee and lechón and I spend many hours on my hair. I have an addiction.

Hell yes.