djesusgetnaked:

wickednerdery:

spider-hannah:

This is literally me. Omg I can relate so much. Sometimes I contemplate actually writing them. 😂

How else does one fall asleep??

I do it when I fall asleep.
I dot it when I sleep.
I do it when I wake up.
I do it when I shower.
I do it when I’m outside having a drink.
I do it when I do sport.
I do it when I’m talking with my friends.
I do it (especially) when I’m high.

Guys. My all life is a fucking fanfiction in my mind.

Absolutely.